The Package: A Story of My 2-Day Shipping From Amazon

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/25/2018 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

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OK, a 14 hour drive.

Sweet, going from 20 minutes away to 10 minutes away.

It’s so close, must be going to the post office in Florence, I’ll get it tomorrow.

The Dummy Gummy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2018 at 21:56

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If I may offer a suggestion, post your end destination as the start and the start at the end because the flow of that was a pain in the ba-toot to follow.

I feel your pain though, I had something shipped from an hour and a half north of me and someone screwed up at the post office. It was supposed to be a 1 day delivery, but it took 17.... 17 fucking days to go less than 60 miles.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2018 at 21:57

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I love fedex

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2018 at 21:57

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 09/25/2018 at 22:02

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2018 at 22:08

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If I ship something from Kalispell to Missoula it goes through Billings. Billings adds 900 miles to the trip. Kalispell to Missoula is 120 miles.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Dummy Gummy 09/25/2018 at 22:10

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Turn your phone upside down

for Michigan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/25/2018 at 22:15

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Amazon routinely ships things I order through Ohio to Michigan before sending them back to Ohio to be delivered to me.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/26/2018 at 01:11

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Fedlax

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/26/2018 at 07:04

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i see no issue there

still waiting on a part to come via TNT from 25 years ago.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/29/2018 at 23:42

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It going to Indy makes sense, that’s where FedEx has their headquarters and their main distribution hub. 98% of all FedEx Express packages go to Indy. It going to those locations in Kentucky first doesn’t make sense.